jimmy
What The Hell Is With The Cheap Meat???
Friday, July 25th, 2008 - 23 Comments
I’m starting to think maybe Dorkins isn’t buying the highest quality meats. Now don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the smoked talbuk venison and all. Whenever I’m chillin with my buddies in a raid, though, it seems their owners always give them clefthoof ribs, ... More
Addons Dorkins Can’t Live Without
Friday, July 18th, 2008 - 63 Comments
Let’s be honest here, I suck at this game. I don’t come from the world of warcraft, I come from the world of suckcraft. So in order to make it look like I have some tiny semblance of skill, I use addons. ... More
Dorkins Says…Heal My Pet
Friday, July 11th, 2008 - 58 Comments
Me: There are five men in this group right? You: Right Me: No, wrong You: Wrong? Me: Yeah wrong. You see that huge white tiger standing next to me? You: Yeah Me: That’s f***ing Jimmy and he’s my pet and he’s part of ... More
Dorkins Is The Best Pet Owner In The World…of Warcraft.
Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 - 9 Comments
I swear to all that is holy, including paladins and priests, if you screw with Dorkins…I will turn red, grow really big, then rip your face off and defecate on your dead corpse. Are We Clear?! That is a warning to everybody, including ... More