Posted by Jimmy on Friday, July 25th, 2008 - 23 Comments
Tags: 70, Dorkins, feed pet, happiness, jimmy, pet, ribs, venison
I’m starting to think maybe Dorkins isn’t buying the highest quality meats. Now don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the smoked talbuk venison and all. Whenever I’m chillin with my buddies in a raid, though, it seems their owners always give them clefthoof ribs, and damnit they smell so f***ing delicious!!! Look, i’m a level 70 and as far as stats are concerned the smoked talbuk venison makes me just as happy (+35 happiness per tick) as the clefthoof ribs (+35 happiness per tick), but for some reason the price difference makes me feel like I’m getting gyped. I mean Dorkins only pays 56 silver for a stack of 5 smoked talbuk venison, whereas a stack of 5 clefthoof ribs is 80 silver. The venison may not recover as much health as the ribs, but I only eat the food for the happiness. Now, I know it saves him money and all and ultimately smoked talbuk venison is the smarter choice, but still I wish he would splurge a little and hook me up with the good stuff.
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By seksie on Friday, July 25th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
its ok jimmy. my master uriell does that to me alot to :(. and he goes even worse he’ll give me warped flesh and crap like that. so even though they want to be cheap and give us bad tasting food. dont worry because your not the only one that gets gyped with the food
By Tilly on Friday, July 25th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
My master Celeborne likes to fish… a lot. He keeps talking about how a Mr. Pinchy would be so nice. Who’s that? Any way, I get all the fish I can eat, mostly Barbed Gill Trout, but sometimes a Mudfish or Feltail. I love the fish. Of course as a turtle, It is my favorite food :).
By FreaKeroppi on Saturday, July 26th, 2008 at 2:05 am
Aww, that’s okay Jimmy. Look at the bright side. You’re enjoying your delicious smoked talbuk venison while thousands of other pets in the world are stuck with little to nothing at all. Just know that your master is giving you great care. No need to be spoiled, now. ;3
By Kuptal on Saturday, July 26th, 2008 at 2:25 am
Errgh! least you have a owner that loves you! Dieoxide just sacrifices me for a stupid 30min. buff! Last time I was out for a long period of time was when i was helping his guild leader Dangwiggums boost his stamina mage-tanking Olm the Summoner! I feel so used!
By Dieoxide on Saturday, July 26th, 2008 at 2:26 am
Kuptal? Who summoned you? *Sacrifices his Imp*
By Henk on Saturday, July 26th, 2008 at 4:08 am
I do the same with my pet. Even worse, I don’t even buy the food. I get plenty of it while grinding and doing dailies. =D
One thing that bother me tho is no matter how hard I try, I can’t get my Ravager to become a vegetarian! I’m a vegetarian myself and mostly only eat fruit and bread, but Fluffy just eats the Talbuk. Which my mount, Goatea, doesn’t like at all.
By Nathanyel on Saturday, July 26th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Hey there. My name is Yutani. My owner found me aggrevating STV in my youth. He may be a stupid dwarf, but he loves me. And i love him. And he gives me all sort of various kind of food. And i must say that the grilled mudfish is my favourite. My owner loves to fish, and i’m siting there beside him when he do it. And the fish keeps rolling in. A talbuk vension in the morning, is better then nothing at all. Keep loving your owner, and they will love you back.
By BobCharabini on Sunday, July 27th, 2008 at 11:43 am
lol, my lvl 65 just became too high lvl to eat the Wild Hog Shanks (Req lvl 25), so now I have to buy the Cured Ham Steak (Req lvl 35), its like twice as expensive!! T.T
By BobCharabini on Sunday, July 27th, 2008 at 11:44 am
My lvl 65 pet*
By Xaladan on Sunday, July 27th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
hunters dont have alot of hp in raid gear because well if void reaver hits u, ur going down, no questions asked, so hp isnt a big factor, so the food u eat dosent really matter, or if its that bad, bandage. but lvl 55 food and 65 food give the same happiness total, so buying the lvl 65 food is a waste.
By Kit on Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 at 6:27 am
I know you’re pain, my master was pretty cheap. She stocked up on whatever meats she could find and fed them to me. She didn’t bother to cook them or even to buy me some real food…But I got her back.
I started getting pissy with her. Getting all -.- and making her spazz and go ’shit my pets not happy-happy with me…OMG I need MORE food!’. She’s not the smartest so after a few days of her stuffing me with crappy food, she finally figured out and started bying me lvl 55 food. OMG it’s Teh best!
I am in total Hea…..MEAL TIME! *dash*
By sandwix on Friday, August 15th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
okay, lets get one thing straight. as a cat, you can expect kibbles and the occasional tuna. tuna from my sandwich. the only meat your getting is the occasional mystery meat that drops from hyenas and those gross looking oozes
By Dprower on Tuesday, September 16th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
BUY SUPER FOOD AND GET JIMMY + STAM U MADMAN!
he’ll be that talk of all the other pets!
By Kassi on Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
What no kibblers bits??
By Dorkinz on Sunday, November 9th, 2008 at 2:42 am
Ok Jimmy you need to shut the fuck up and let dorkinz handle his job cuz dokinz is like the one whos the fuckin boss of u so just chill out alright or i will send sambuca my cat after you so chill Jimmy.
By Vaan on Saturday, January 10th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
I am sorry to hear your master doesn’t want to buy the good stuff jimmy….My master always bought the highest quality food (unless he was broke from an AH shopping spree O.o) and recently he found these treats for me that make me feel like i am tougher and healthier for a while…..If it makes you feel better the ribs were making me kinda fat….so in a way its for your health…of course if your master is like mine he doesn’t like to stop killing (and getting me killed) and go fish for a while!
By Dondochaka on Wednesday, January 14th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
How do you think I feel. My master went to eversong woods, and he is only a level 26 night elf, I thought he loved me. And when we got back to duskwood, he gave me spider legs. Now we are in Stranglethorn, guess what he feeds me. TIGER MEAT, he is making me a cannibal. So try to top that crap.
By Jimmy on Saturday, March 21st, 2009 at 9:17 am
my master gives me the best food he can buy..smoked jerky, i think it’s called…i’m only level 10, but i RIP FACES clear off..(unless i’m fighting someone above lv 15) Jimmy(the real one), you got it lucky, i only get lv 5 food when you’re getting stuffed with Smoked Talbuk Venison!!!!
By Shnoo on Friday, April 3rd, 2009 at 12:54 pm
F U DORKINS!!! I never even buy food for myself on my hunter it all goes to my amazing Waffles. whats an extra silver for extra love?
By Syknezz on Thursday, April 16th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
feed ur pet? considering mines a ghoul whos chin has fallen off i dont think he would chew very well
By friendsclaw on Saturday, July 11th, 2009 at 7:24 am
JIMMY YOU ARE LUCKY!!!!!! my owner doesnt give me any food AT ALL.
he havengiven me any food in about 4 months all because he got that stupid “glyph of mend pet” that gives me happiness everytime he uses mend pet you jimmy are a spoiled brat.
YOU ARE NOW MY ENEMY
By Murray on Monday, August 10th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Want to hear something sad? I’ve been with my master Ellriyon since L40…oh the heady days of thunderstomping our way through Outlands and into Northrend…but what I simply do NOT understand is why he’ll occasionally try to feed me Tel’Abrim bananas “for old times’ sake!”
At least he still lets me run around beating on junk till we kills ‘em all!
By muldenda on Thursday, November 12th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
this is BigDawg the horde wolf my master gives me the highest qualty meat and the horde econamy are having hard time so he cant buy meat so be happy u get bought meat we have to kill for it and my master’s cooking lv is so low he cant cook it /cry
OHHH were going in AV ya time to rip ally farces off and then i can EAT!!!!!!!!!