Posted by iTZKooPA on Thursday, November 26th, 2009 - 26 Comments
Tags: body for gold, pilgrim, pilgrim's bounty, pilgrim's bounty 2009, Rogue, rogue hate, seasonal events, selling your bidy, turkey, turkey lurkey, turkey shooter
Hey Pixiestixy, I’ll tell you why there’s so much rogue hate going around, and it’s not because of our past deeds. It’s because of me, and other rogues like me. I’ve been purposely teasing my opposing faction, the dirty Horde, with my turkified body. Prancing, gobbling and forming Horde trains as I run freely through the floating city of Dalaran. Once I’ve wasted enough of their time, often four or five people are waiting, I’ll dispel the buff and allow one, and only one, person to reapply it. Then I train then some more. And that’s if I’m feeling kind. Let the in-fighting begin! Nuts to them if they can’t wait, I’m a gnome rogue, one of the not-so-common combinations. They can love it or go home without the title.
Yea, I am being a total jerk, but you know what, that’s what they get for constantly killing me while I am farming. I hardly everQQ about being killed, so I don’t want to hear your QQ about my fowl mood. Actually, that’s what they get for allowing that warmongering Garrosh to rise the ranks, aligning himself as the next Warchief.
You’ll be happy to know that I am being a jerk to the Alliance as well. In an effort to make them pay for all the gnomists (racism against gnomes) and punting jokes, I’ve charged for the privilege of shooting me in the face with a bunch of feathers. If you’ve got 20 gold to waste, then I’ll drop the buff for you. Otherwise, you better hope to be in my guild, get in one of my heroic, or raid runs to find me sans feathers.
I’ve got about four days left of payback, and I plan on using every minute of it to stand up for my people - the Alliance and the gnome race. For Gnomeregan!
Related Posts: Protip 3.1: Pilgrim’s Bounty, Protip 3.3: Pilgrim’s Bounty Cooking Finale, Pilgrim’s Bounty: Why the Rogue Hate?, Protip 3.2: Moar Pilgrim’s Bounty, Protip 3.4: Turkinator,
By higaiz on Thursday, November 26th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Another reason to hate gnomes
By Jarlo on Thursday, November 26th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Gnome Rogue is the third one I got. Lol Dwarf Rogue being the second. The two hardest it seems! I love Gnomes, I have a Gnome Mage, he is so fun to play. Gnomes rock! As do rogues.
By Dulica on Thursday, November 26th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
This is one achievement I’m not actually working towards.. if it happens, great. If not, I’ll live.
By Rayze on Thursday, November 26th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
lol! Thats Hilarious!!!
By Conchuir on Thursday, November 26th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Gnomes would be safer if Charlie Brown played WoW. I hear he is terrible at kicking.
By davie261 on Thursday, November 26th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
ROLMFAO! so that IS you! paybacks a @#$%$
By antonio on Thursday, November 26th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Alrighty then. LOL…
By KHAYNNE on Thursday, November 26th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
that makes me smile even when being camped by 5 pallies and i hope once again for a firstblock
By barduck on Thursday, November 26th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
I couldn’nt care less about these lame achievements, I never bother with those kind of things. Only if there’s a boss involved might it draw my attention if the loot is worth it
By HungryHIppy on Friday, November 27th, 2009 at 3:59 am
That is the single greatest idea i have ever heard of, i wish i was a rouge just to do that but oh well whats a warlock to do.
By mclin911 on Friday, November 27th, 2009 at 4:58 am
hahaha i love i want a rogue so bad now just for the holiday lol
By elfofblood on Friday, November 27th, 2009 at 5:05 am
blast those damn rogues.
By aadjed on Friday, November 27th, 2009 at 5:27 am
GO koopa
By coldfire989 on Friday, November 27th, 2009 at 6:25 am
Nice!
By ifla on Friday, November 27th, 2009 at 6:42 am
we gnomes can be evul, and glad someone is showing them gnomes can’t be messed with! - gnome lock
By cocopuff on Friday, November 27th, 2009 at 7:43 am
oh dude you couldent sadi it better we non-rogues are the only one to get upset all the rogue teasers and horde teas us to i saw a troll rogue going around shatt in the turkey costume a douche bag BE rogue would keep bouncing between the border of saparting horde from alliance as soon someone would start cheneling a shot hewould back down that hill and go LOSbut i knew he would make a mistake i REFUSE TO BE TEASED so after an hour i hid my self and he went afk i sneaked behind him and ZAP but your alliance hate is misplaced sticks and stones will brake our bones but accouple of hars words dont when someone makes a racial remark about a gnome i let my arcane spells do the talking my top dps says it all i make them eat those remarks when i smoke am in dps
By Nextgener@aol.com on Friday, November 27th, 2009 at 9:44 am
Gank me more, gank me less. Either way, I’m still the Best!
By Bob on Friday, November 27th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Go gnomes!
By Bob on Friday, November 27th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
One huuray for tha gnomes!
/cheer
By Hatell on Friday, November 27th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Ummm… I’ve been getting the shots while they’re still a turkey. Everyone on my server has to my knowledge.
By Togarox on Friday, November 27th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
That isn’t very kind of you =P. It IS thanksgiving afterall.
On my server a lot of rogues were standing out in front of the Dalaran banks in their underwear and dancing. Gnomes are actually really common on my server. The hardest one to find was the dwarf rogue. Took me 2 days before I finally caught one.
By Fikziejon on Friday, November 27th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
i dont really participate in the whole pilgrims stuff
but i DO like to shoot rogues in the face
dunno…maybe blizz should make more of these things for the warlocks and paladins aswell
ohw yeah…almost forgot…”FOR THE TROLLISH HORDE!!!”
By Stumpy on Friday, November 27th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Ninth.. D’oh
By Niim on Saturday, November 28th, 2009 at 3:14 am
Fail :< It’s a holiday
By Kazzoo on Saturday, November 28th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
There is this guy named Brandon M. Dennis aka Oxhorn who makes movies that sometimes have jokes involving gnome getting a gruesome fate (he isnt racist 2 gnomes, he’s racist 2 elves both horde and allies)
By alex on Sunday, November 29th, 2009 at 6:33 am
well good for you it’s kinda funny actually but it doesn’t stop them from creating a trial account to get the uncommon rogues they needed to get the title an uber achievment. the only 1 you wouldn’t be able to get via a trial account “talkin from doing just this myself the first day” is the blood elf rogue. on my realm the blood elf rogue is a common class to see so there wasn’t no time lost in getting the “Turkey Lurkey” achievment but hey to each their own. I did love the fact that if you had the gold to waste and the time you could get your cooking skills from level 1 to level 355 and the achievment of grand master cook in about around an hour of running around. and this can all be done as a level 1 charactor well you most certainly won’t be a level 1 by the tme you’re done more like a level 3 or 4 and if you did all the dailies involved every day for the whole evnt you’d be around level 8 to 10.
guess i’m about done with my lil rant. just sayin you really didn’t accomplish much they were probably stalking you just to keep others from getting their shots at you anyway RoFLMaO good luck on your quest to stand up for gnomes we need a hero so i guess your 1 in a way