At a very early age, it became clear to Dorkins' parents, Pakins and Makins, that he was destined to be great hunter. He had an almost unnatural ability to communicate with beasts and his knack with ranged weapons was second to none. However, because of the bitter cold in Dorkins' hometown, Coldridge Valley, he spent too much of his time at the Thunderbrew Distillery. Years of drinking took their toll on the Dwarf, and with no work and a lack of purpose, Dorkins slipped into a deep depression. Then one day, Dorkins decided to make a change. He joined the Alliance and set out on a quest to destroy the Burning Legion and to kill Horde whenever they screwed with him. Along with his trusty pet Jimmy, Dorkins has spent what seems like years battling and conquering his way through the Eastern Kingdoms, Kalimdor, and the Outlands.
Hunters, Do You Need More DPS? Shot Rotation Macro
Posted by Dorkins on Friday, August 1st, 2008 - 28 Comments
So you’re a hunter. Done. As a hunter you have one job, (unless you are spec’d survival, in which case you still really only have one job) you shoot shit. Since all you do is shoot shit, it becomes of paramount importance that you shoot shit correctly. Okay so how do you do that? Well I don’t f***ing ... MoreDorkin’s Secret Weapon…shhhhhhh
Posted by Dorkins on Thursday, July 24th, 2008 - 30 Comments
When you absolutely, positively, unequivocally have to kick huge monster ass, then there is no substitute for the “I WIN” macro. Each class can create their own version of this tasty little treat, but I will show you a version that I use specifically as a Beast Master hunter. First create a macro, choose a name ... MoreAddons Dorkins Can’t Live Without
Posted by Dorkins on Friday, July 18th, 2008 - 63 Comments
Let’s be honest here, I suck at this game. I don’t come from the world of warcraft, I come from the world of suckcraft. So in order to make it look like I have some tiny semblance of skill, I use addons. And lots of them. These are my hunter specific ... MoreDorkins Says…Heal My Pet
Posted by Dorkins on Friday, July 11th, 2008 - 58 Comments
Me: There are five men in this group right? You: Right Me: No, wrong You: Wrong? Me: Yeah wrong. You see that huge white tiger standing next to me? You: Yeah Me: That’s f***ing Jimmy and he’s my pet and he’s part of this group, so that makes six of us. You: Oooookay. ... More


